Where there was an East/West coast feud of mimes
OR
Where the pledge of allegiance was changed to the lyrics of "Eye of the Tiger"
YES! It's about time. Now I have to think...Crap, they are both good.
Watching mimes throw down in a flurry of white gloves and face paint could be good times. Seeing one get trapped in a box while another one hands over an invisible rose with a bee in it could be fascinating.
The tug of war with the nonexistent rope may end in a draw if both sides have fully prepared. ...
The up side for the mimes is they NEVER have to worry that one of their crew will rat them out to the police and they will make full use of their right to remain silent. The down side is no one who has their back will yell "watch out" and they could be knocked out with an undetectable chair.
"Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive..."
Moment of truth, I choose mimes. I can always turn on the radio to "tune" out the mimes but once that song gets stuck in my head in could be there for hours.
